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The Professor — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 13:52:42 +0000

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The Professor — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 12:41:53 +0000

10 Things Men and Women Will Never Say

dvsarchitect — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 20:01:35 +0000

No.	Women	Men
10	Could our relationship be more Physical? I’m tired of just being friends.	I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9	Go ahead and leave the seat up, it’s easier for me to douche that way.	While I’m up, can I get you a beer?
8	I think hairy butts are really sexy.	I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7	Hey, get a whiff of that one.	Her tits are just too big.
6	Please don’t throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in the armpit are just too cute.	Sometimes I just want to be held.
5	This diamond is way too big.	That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody.
4	I won’t even put my lips on that things unless I get to swallow	Sure, I’d love to wear a condom.
3	Wow, it really is 12 inches!	We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2	Does this make my butt look too small?	Fuck Monday Night Football, let’s watch Murphy Brown.
1	I’m wrong, you must be right again.	I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions

Al Gore Promoter of Doomsday Cult?

The Professor — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:53:06 +0000

Sharon Hughes
Renew America
Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:00 CDT

Okay, this picture is funny, but some take the comparison seriously.

The Wall Street Journal had an article a few months back when Harold Camping predicted the end of the world would occur on May 21, 2011, called Camping the “Christian Al Gore.” Why?

Because the former Vice President is more and more being seen as part of a new doomsday cult that has grown out of the Green movement.

While there are environmental issues we should be concerned about, as Marc Morano of Climate Depot pointed out on my radio show this week , some Green devotees are using the movement to promote a radical agenda that includes population control, and exploiting people of color in third world countries, insisting on putting solar panels on grass huts!

The most recent green doomsday scare has been Global Warming, which in former years was thought of as a scientific theory, but today promoters like Al Gore are taking it over the edge, resulting in some Green advocates publically stating that Gore’s ‘apocalyptic’ claims are beyond even their belief. For example, as The UK Guardian‘s Leo Hickman, a prominent media activist for man-made global warming, said:

“I was a little nervous this morning logging into Climate Reality…And, I have to say, my heart immediately sank, is Gore now a help or hindrance to global warming cause? I have suffered this torture too many times over the years…[Gore's show had] slide after slide of extreme weather events…& linking everyone, it seemed, to rise in [man-made] emissions…that is a very contentious peg on which to hang your hat…”

And two German scientists, following Gore’s recent ‘climate reality show’ called his latest claims ‘apocalyptic’ and his ‘promise of salvation’ disturbing.

Apocalyptic? Promise of salvation? Are they going too far with their criticisms? Perhaps a basic definition of what a cult is can help answer the question:

A Cult: controls its members’ beliefs & behavior; dictating what they accept as ‘the truth,’ and who they associate with (only those who with the same beliefs); and strongly promote their leaders as having superior knowledge, and if you disagree with them you are labeled.

There are those who take this talk of Al Gore promoting a cultist-type adherence to climate change as untrue, or merely ‘tongue in cheek,’ but there are those who take his beliefs more seriously, because they take him at his word, such as he writes in his book, Earth in the Balance, promoting a religious duty to be ‘green’…

“The challenge before the religious community in America is to make every congregation – every church, synagogue and mosque – truly “green” – a center of environmental study and action. That is their religious duty.”

Chapter and verse please?

Isn’t it funny how leaders in the environmental ‘doomsday cult’ don’t practice their own ‘preaching’? Let’s not forget that Al Gore has become a bizillionaire doing what he’s doing to promote his man-made global warming theory.

In May of 2010 Noel Sheppard at NewsBusters reported: “Nobel Laureate Al Gore purchased a $9 million mansion in the luxurious hills of Montecito, California, recently, and with the exception of the Los Angeles Times and Fox News, America’s media couldn’t care less. You think it might be because the Gore-loving press wouldn’t want people to consider the possibility that all of his global warming hysteria was really about lining his wallet and not saving the planet.”

And remember what Gore, the Nobel Laureate, told Congress in 2009 as the House was deliberating cap-and-trade legislation? See Video.

Al Gore is not alone in ‘climate adherence hypocrisy’ – this movement is filled with elitists who expect everyone but themselves to follow their dictates. Who can forget the Climate Conference in Bali a few years back where environmental elitists all flew in on their private jets causing chaos? Here’s the details just to refresh our memories.

Well, I could go on and on, and I’m sure you could, too, but we’ll leave it here for now. I’ve got to hop in my SUV and buy some charcoal for tonight’s bar-be-que steak dinner.

Porn Publisher Larry Flynt Funds Million Dollar Campaign To Expose Rick Perry

The Professor — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 06:18:32 +0000

The Daily Bail

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Before we present this story, take a minute to read this background piece that explains the interest in exposing the hypocrisy that is Rick Perry:

Tea Party Fraud Rick Perry Has Political Herpes – Cocaine, Strippers And Fake Christianity

Politicians tend to be hypocritical liars by nature, but there is no other 2012 candidate who prevaricates as often and with such aggressive disdain for the truth as Perry. As you will see at the bottom of the story, he strongly supported the Wall Street bailouts, with evidence everywhere on the internet, yet he is now attempting to deny his prior support. As we’ve written before, it’s as though he lives in an alternate universe where the truth serves no purpose other than embarrassment, so he simply chooses to ignore it.

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SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Pornographic magazine publisher Larry Flynt offered $1 million on Thursday to anyone with proof of “an illicit sexual liaison” involving leading Republican presidential candidate and Texas Governor Rick Perry.

The offer by the politically left-leaning Flynt targeting Perry was similar to past efforts by the Hustler magazine founder to embarrass public figures he dislikes.

Los Angeles-based Larry Flynt Productions, which publishes Hustler, said it bought full-page advertisements in the weekly editions of the U.S. satirical tabloid The Onion and the Austin Chronicle, a Texas alternative paper, seeking evidence of any Perry peccadilloes.

“I’ve been doing this for 35 years,” Flynt said in a telephone interview with Reuters. “We’ve found running these ads were very successful in finding sources to come forward.”

A copy of the most recent ad circulated to the media by Flynt’s company read, “Have you had a gay or straight sexual encounter with Governor Rick Perry?”

“Can you provide documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with the governor? Larry Flynt and Hustler magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to publish your verified story and use your material.”

Perry headed into a Republican candidate debate on Thursday ranked as the leading contender for the Republican presidential nomination, according to recent public opinion polls.

A USA Today/Gallup poll released this week found Perry ahead of one-time Republican front-runner Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts, with 31 percent favoring him to 24 percent for Romney among Republican likely voters.

A spokesman for Perry could not be reached for comment about the Flynt offer.

In 1999, then-incoming U.S. House Speaker Robert Livingston resigned after Flynt claimed to have uncovered evidence of an extramarital affair by the Louisiana Republican.

Flynt had bought a full-page newspaper advertisement offering $1 million for evidence of sexual dalliances by congressional Republicans, who were seeking to impeach then-President Bill Clinton over allegations that he had lied under oath about an affair with White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

Is The Number Of Earthquakes Increasing? Why The 5.8 Virginia Earthquake Might Just Be A Preview Of Things To Come

TheAdmin — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 03:42:47 +0000

End Of The American Dream
Tue, 06 Sep 2011 13:41 CDT

Is the number of earthquakes increasing? Are major earthquakes becoming more frequent? In the aftermath of the magnitude-5.8 earthquake in Virginia, a whole lot of people are asking those questions. All over the mainstream media, “experts” are coming on and assuring the public that all of this is “normal” and that the number of earthquakes is not actually increasing. The USGS continues to insist that the frequency of major earthquakes has been “fairly constant” and that there is no reason for alarm. But is that really the truth? In this article, you will be presented with evidence that the number of earthquakes is definitely increasing. Please approach the evidence with an open mind. The truth is that this year we are on pace to have more than twice the number of major earthquakes than we did just 10 years ago. The mainstream media is much more interested in keeping people calm than it is in telling them the truth. Our planet is becoming increasingly unstable, and the magnitude-5.8 Virginia earthquake that we just witnessed might just be a preview of things to come.

The Virginia earthquake is already being called a “once a century” earthquake for the east coast. The earthquake was felt from Georgia all the way up to Ottawa, Canada. It was felt as far west as Cleveland, Ohio. It prompted the evacuation of congressional buildings and the Pentagon. The earthquake actually cracked the Washington Monument and now it is closed indefinitely for repairs.

But that was not the only major seismic event in the U.S. that day. A magnitude-5.3 earthquake rattled the area along the Colorado/New Mexico border. That was the largest earthquake that region had seen in more than 40 years.

If these were isolated incidents, that would be one thing. Unfortunately, major earthquakes are popping up all over the globe with alarming frequency. In fact, a magnitude-7.0 earthquake just struck northern Peru.

But just because we have had some notable earthquakes this year does not mean that earthquakes are increasing in frequency.

What do the hard numbers tell us?

Well, when you take a look at the numbers it quickly becomes clear that the number of earthquakes is increasing.

Back in 2001, the world had 1361 earthquakes of magnitude-5.0 or greater. This year, we are on pace to have over 2800. In fact, the number of major earthquakes this year is going to be the highest number we have seen during this past decade by far.

So how do the “experts” explain this away?

The following is what the USGS has to say about why it seems that the number of earthquakes is increasing….

We continue to be asked by many people throughout the world if earthquakes are on the increase. Although it may seem that we are having more earthquakes, earthquakes of magnitude 7.0 or greater have remained fairly constant.

A partial explanation may lie in the fact that in the last twenty years, we have definitely had an increase in the number of earthquakes we have been able to locate each year. This is because of the tremendous increase in the number of seismograph stations in the world and the many improvements in global communications.

Are you buying that?

I’m not.

Yes, technology may enable us to detect more earthquakes than we did 50 or 100 years ago, but there has not been a quantum leap in earthquake detection technology during this past decade.

But what we have seen during this past decade is a definite rise in the number of major earthquakes.

The following chart of earthquakes magnitude-5.0 or greater over the last decade comes to us from americandailyherald.com….

Please keep in mind that this year (2011) we are on pace to have more than 2800 earthquakes of magnitude-5.0 or greater. Once that number is included, the chart will look even more dramatic.

The following chart shows the number of earthquakes having a magnitude of 6.0 or greater since 1973. This chart comes fromdlindquist.com, and it includes data for this year. As you can see, the number of magnitude-6.0 earthquakes for this year is “off the charts” because we are on pace for well over 200….

So after viewing these charts, how can anyone still deny that the number of major earthquakes is increasing?

But that is exactly what all of the “experts” on the mainstream news are going to keep on doing.

In the end, do your own research and find out for yourself. Don’t let the television do your thinking for you.

The reality is that we live in very unstable times. Unfortunately, the increase in the number of earthquakes appears to be part of a larger trend. So far in 2011, natural disasters of all types seem to be increasing in frequency.

We all remember what happened earlier this year in Japan. That was an event that was absolutely unprecedented in modern Japanese history.

But we have also seen a lot of other weird geological events around the globe so far this year.

For example, a few weeks ago a series of earthquakes caused an entire river to disappear in Costa Rica.

In addition, gigantic cracks and massive sinkholes have been appearing all over the earth. Nobody is quite sure why this is happening.

There are all sorts of theories about why the planet seems to be becoming more unstable, but you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that this is not a good trend and that we should all be preparing for the worst.

In the United States, there is quite a bit of evidence that the New Madrid fault is starting to come to life. If you live in the middle part of the country, you should really get educated about the history of the New Madrid fault and about what a major earthquake in that area could mean for you.

There is a whole lot to be concerned about on the west coast as well. More earthquakes occur along the “Ring of Fire” than anywhere else, and there is a lot of evidence that we are starting to see the “Ring of Fire” become a lot more active.

So the next time an “expert” appears on television assuring you that earthquakes are not becoming more frequent and that you don’t have anything to be concerned about, don’t be so quick to believe that person.

The cold, hard reality of the matter is that the number of earthquakes is increasing and our planet is becoming increasingly unstable.

Yes, it is a bit frightening, but wouldn’t you rather know the truth?

Top 10 Survival Tricks for When the Zombie Apocalypse Hits

dvsarchitect — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 19:13:54 +0000

Over the years, we’ve shared a ton of tips for keeping yourself safe and healthy during an emergency. Here are some of our favorite clever survival tricks.

Okay, so these hacks aren’t exclusive to zombie-related emergencies, but let’s be honest: it’s the one disaster we all know is inevitable. Regardless of the emergency at hand, these tips can keep you alive when disaster strikes.

10. Know Your Knots

A strong knot can help you carry supplies, save a life, tie a zombie to a tree, and do a myriad of other things. If you only ever know one knot, we suggest learning the bowline, which is easy to tie (even with your eyes closed), strong enough to hold the most ravenous of creatures, and can be undone in about 10 seconds if you know how. Of course, it could never hurt to have a wallet-sized cheat sheet with a few other knots on it, either.

9. Keep Yourself From Drowning

Don’t be fooled: Zombies may not be very good swimmers, but they can’t drown. We humans aren’t so lucky. Learn to recognize the signs of drowning so you can save others when the time comes, and if you’ve made it to the cold winter months, you’ll definitely want to know how to survive a fall through ice. And, of course, if you’re making a quick getaway and end up in the lake, here’s how to escape from a sinking car.

8. Turn a Hybrid Car Into a Generator

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You may curse the Prius’ popularity now, but when the world is deserted and you’re in need of some electricity, you’ll be glad you put up with them. With a simple inverter, you can turn a Prius into a long-lasting generator that’ll keep you warm, revive your phone, or keep your taser fully charged.Photo by Beth and Christian Bell.

7. Find Your Way Without a Compass

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As you travel to the last remaining human city (there’s alwaysa last remaining human city), you’ll need to keep your bearings. If you don’t have a compass, you can still find true north with a stick in the ground. Alternatively, you can use your watch, or even make an impromptu compass out of duct tape and a cork.

6. Stick to the Rooftops

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Lesson one for staying alive during the apocalypse: stay mobile and go where the zombies can’t. You don’t need to be Spider-Man to jump from rooftop to rooftop. Just make sure you stick the landing, and you can use it to get around when the planet’s become overrun by the undead. Photo by JB London.

5. Keep In Touch with Other Survivors

We all know you should have an “in case of emergency” number on your phone, but technology affords us many more opportunities. You can use Google Voice to dial multiple family members at once, or use a service like I’m OK to quickly notify a group of people that you’ve survived the most recent disaster. And, if worst does come to worst, you’ll want to make sure your loved ones can locate your important information, so an in-case-of-emergency everything documentis a good idea.

4. Know Your Emergency First Aid

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When someone gets injured, you don’t need a first aid kit around to help them. Cayenne pepper can quickly stop large cuts from bleeding, and you can make emergency bandages out of tree fungus. It can help to know a few first aid tricks, though, so we recommend reading the Ship Captain’s Medical Guide for non-doctors, and knowing some of the biggest first aid myths that won’tdo you any good. Of course, none of these will matter if your teammate’s already been bitten by a zombie, but for normal injuries, some good first aid skills can save a life.

3. Start a Fire with Anything

When night falls and you need to stay warm, you’ll want a quick way to start a fire. You can make an emergency fire starter out of a t-shirt, or, if you don’t want to waste your clothes, a few egg cartons and drier lint. You can, of course, also make a more stove-like “Buddy Burner” out of trash, a soda can and some alcohol, or just make a lamp out of a tuna can and some string.

2. Forage for Food and Water

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The zombies will have a very abundant food source, be we won’t be so lucky. As you forage through the wilderness, you’ll need to forage for your own food, meaning you’ll have to tell the edible plants apart from the harmful ones. Keep an eye out for safe-to-eat mushrooms and non-poisonous berries. You could even catch a few fish with a soda can tab, and make dirty water drinkable with a string, a bottle, and a lighter. Photo by Dominic Alves.

1. Put Together a Survival Kit

The above tips will get you by, but we all know the people that last the longest during the apocalypse will be the ones that had a plan. Make sure your home is emergency-ready with a 72-hour disaster kit, and when it’s time to hit the road, make sure you canfit a few survival items in an Altoids tin or in an old wristwatch. It may seem like a waste of time now, but when an calamity strikes, your life will be a lot less stressful for it.

Got any of your own great survival tips, zombie-related or otherwise? Be sure to share them with us in the comments.

You can contact Whitson Gordon, the author of this post, at whitson@lifehacker.com. You can also find him on Twitter, Facebook, and lurking around our #tips page.